
I was having a difficult time with him suddenly being in charge of doling out chores, because he was way more of a hard ass than my mom, and he was having a difficult time dealing with my sister and me growing up. His oldest had left home, and his youngest was boy crazy. And while that was cute when I was a kid, we all know how “cute” it is when teenagers have their own cars, late curfews, terrible judgement, and they start dating. It’s not cute, you guys. It’s terrifying. Needless to say, it was a rough period of tension between me and my dad.



Luckily, we made it through my teenage years, and my dad and I developed a really good friendship. We still laughed about the no-peeky incident years later. It became a standing joke in my family, much like my mom’s fuckingyams.

When my dad passed away, my girlfriends sent a bunch of food to my mom’s house. My friends V and Ben (of new baby fame!) sent down a couple of covered dishes, and mentioned something about lasagna. So my sister, mom, grandma, aunt and I made a big salad and garlic bread, and got ready to pop the lasagnas in the oven, and lo-and-behold, the biggest dish wasn’t lasagna at all… it was CHICKEN NO PEEKY.


Baked Chicken and Mushroom Rice (aka Chicken No Peeky)
Sauce adapted from this recipe
3 tablespoons butter
½ large yellow onion, thinly sliced (about 1 cup)
18 ounces crimini mushrooms, sliced or chopped (about 5 cups)
2 teaspoons fresh thyme (leaves removed from stems)
Pinch of fresh grated nutmeg
Freshly ground black pepper
3/4 teaspoon salt
2 garlic cloves, minced
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 1/2 cups chicken broth
1/2 cup heavy cream
1 cup rice (uncooked. I used basmati)
1 cup water
1.5 lbs boneless, skinless chicken thighs
salt & pepper
preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
In a heavy-bottomed stock-pot or deep skillet on stovetop, melt butter over medium heat. Add onion, and cook for a few minutes, until onion starts to brown. Add mushrooms, thyme, salt, and pepper, and cook for about 8 minutes, until mushrooms have started to reduce in size. Add garlic and cook for another minute. Add flour, and stir to coat. Add broth, ¼ cup at a time, and stir until the flour is mixed in. Once mixture starts to simmer, add cream, stirring and making sure nothing sticks to the bottom, for a minute or so, until mixture thickens slightly. Remove from heat. Should make about 3 cups.
Stir rice into mushroom sauce, and add 1 cup of water. Pour into a deep-sided 7x11 baking dish (or a regular 9x13).
Place chicken thighs on top and nestle them into the soup mixture a bit, and sprinkle a generous shower of salt and pepper over each thigh.
Cover tightly with foil, and bake for 2 hours, without peeking!